February 2012
229 posts
mjolkk:
oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug.
i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat
am i a bad person
“Rick, I’m sorry that hearing that JFK speech on religion makes you throw up, but...”
– JON STEWART, on Rick Santorum saying JFK’s historic speech on the separation of church and state makes him want to “throw up,” on The Daily Show (via inothernews)
The awkward moment when you remember some truely horrible and out of character things you did last year. Yes it was after a particularly bad break up, and yes the end result was awesome. But there are some stories you just dont want people knowing. Mostly because it would completly alter the way they look at you. Good thing I’m the silent type! muahahaha
