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Black Books Episode: The Grapes of Wrath

Bernard:
[fiendish laughter] They'd all laugh at me if they knew what I was trying to do. To create a new strain of super wine in half an hour with a fraction of natures resources and a FOOL for an assistant. Bernard Black, he's mad they'd say. He's insane. He's dangerous. Well I'll show them, I'll show them all!
Manny:
I have returned.
Bernard:
Nutmeg, we need nutmeg!
Manny:
NUTMEG!
Bernard:
It's my destiny, my legacy to the world!
Manny:
Is there anything else you need? It's just with the limp and everything, I'm getting a bit tired.
Bernard:
JUST GET THE NUTMEG!
Manny:
Nutmeg!
Manny:
Oh it's just here.
Bernard:
Ah. And an oak finish. Oak... Oak! To the front garden!
[both go outside]
Bernard:
What is this? This isn't oak. Why did you get so much? You fool!
Manny:
[whimpering]
Bernard:
Get back! Get back in! Get back in!
[back inside]
Bernard:
[puts stem in bottle, raises it] Now live! LIVE!
[thunder and lightning]

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Rimmer:
....Sometimes you have to learn how to lose before you're ready to win. It's all in this facinating book I'm reading.
Kryten:
Oh, what's it called sir?
Rimmer:
Sometimes You Have to Learn How to Lose Before You're Ready to Win.
Rimmer:
It's not a long book Kryten but it makes a good point, I think. Which is-
Kryten:
Sometimes you have to learn how to lose before you're ready to win?
Rimmer:
You've read it?
Kryten:
Err actually no sir.
Rimmer:
Ahh sounds like you have.

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